"What a beautiful day!"
Appearance[]
Pauline Who Isn't A Pretzel is depicted as a bowl of orange macaroni with a pink and polka-dotted bonnet. She has grey eyes and is the only character in the series to not have a mouth, or, to not have a mustache in place of a mouth.
Biography[]
Adulthood[]
Pauline Who Isn't A Pretzel was invited to Gebra and Maizey's wedding. However, the wedding was interrupted by Pam and Baby Brandon (possessing the Raccoon), who revealed that most of the Wedding Guests, including Pauline Who Isn't A Pretzel, were her own witch holograms, except for Rebecca, Dan, Gene, Mike Soup, the Sausage Priest, and Future Brandon. Pam also revealed that the entire venue was a hologram, and that they were standing on a rickety bridge above a volcano. However, Maizey, interrupting Pam's speech, convinced the Sausage Priest to marry her and Gebra, even though they were both aware they were holograms. Maizey also got the Risky Fixin's to play a song, "Relish Life". Pauline Who Isn't A Pretzel was later killed by Baby Brandon when he launched all of the Wedding Guests into the lava. Only Maizey, Gene, and Mike Soup survived.