given the fact that we have the possibility of a new hotdaga seasons (given shane's recent teasing in the postmortems), i've been thinking about adding things like spoiler warnings and going over the transcription/character biography sections and making sure they're easy to read and edited well in case any new fans (or older fans who are returning) ever come back to see the wiki.

i'm going to try doing a lot of this myself, if no one objects to it (and the transcription is unlocked). but if anyone wants to help, um. please.

The Hot Daga had so many deaths, really only Maizey is alive. RIP everyone else

So I'm probably grasping at straws here, but in the Puppet History holiday special Shane brought up hot dogs at least twice (in a story that otherwise had nothing to do with hot dogs) and I can't help but wonder if he's hinting at the return of the Hot Daga. It's almost certainly a coincidence... but what if it isn't

I needed something to do now that my finals are over, and I guess that something is editing the Hot Daga wiki. This is fun.

I have only been fans of Shane and Ryan for a month and have a shirt and seen EVERY ONE of their videos. Yesterday I sat down to watch the Hot Daga, thank you for making this pedia

It's never gonna end.

But I have a theory.

A really bad theory.

So Maizey and Pam are finally able to time travel after the finale of Season Five: Showdown At The Space Buffet, which means that they now have the chance to save everyone who perished on Earth. The question is where are they going to go?

I think that both of them will go in different directions. First, they need to prevent Older Brandon from eating Baby Brandon. In order to do this, Maizey or Pam would have to stop Brandon from stopping the Crab Joust from happening. Luckily, both Dan and Pam survive, this means that Dan and Rebecca are free to raise Brandon.

However, because the Crab Joust happens, that means that Older Brandon's timeline comes true. Brandon was old enough to remember his father, to the point where he remembers that his father has a catchphrase: "There are no free condiments in life".

Because Older Brandon's timeline happens, that means that yet again the Crab Joust has to be prevented. But because in this timeline Mike Soup is in space, Maizey and Little Pam can just send him down to prevent the Joust.

Except he lands at the wrong time. And fucks up his Bernoulli converter. Little Pam and Maizey can't bring him back, but they can try something else. THE MACHINE.

Pam and Lisa Bratwurst have similar skin tones, and Bratwurst's could be achievable through not going out at all, which Pam would have to do to avoid running into herself. This means that Pam and Lisa Bratwurst are the same hot dog.

Bratwurst works on the machine until she's discovered by the evil witch government, who take away the funding she needs to unfuck the timeline. Unfortunately, Brandon comes in, yet again, and though he hands over the Quantum Relish, he stops the Crab Joust, which leads to the Grandfather Effect.

Basically, to quote Shane Madej: "It's never gonna end."